What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

You shall not bear false witness.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did one boob say to the other boob

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Deuteronomy 17

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like religions.

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Maybe leave out

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?