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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 20:29
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
When the mind leaves the body - scientists investigate the incredible phenomenon of OBEs - Earth.com
Still no good
Loons and Moons
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How is it safe to put tape on your mouth at night?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Olfactory neurons use unexpected 'solid' clusters to achieve genetic precision - Phys.org
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
USMNT, messy and meek, unravels quickly for its fourth straight defeat - The Washington Post
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
A Stunning Double Elimination! Who Went Home on 'Love Island USA' 2025 Tonight? - AOL.com
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Taylor Swift Dons a Corseted Bodysuit for NYC Date Night with Travis Kelce - instyle.com
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?
Still no good.
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Mahmoud Khalil vows to continue protests after release from detention - Politico
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
50 Cent Pledges to Prevent a Trump Pardon for Sean Combs: ‘I’m Gonna Reach Out’ - Rolling Stone
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The Strait of Hormuz is a vital route for oil. Closing it could backfire on Iran - AP News
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!